Ralph Waldo Emerson Tranquility Sound Machine

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Ralph Waldo Emerson was the greatest of the transcendentalists. And though he died over one hundred years ago, Emerson lives on through his words.... through his work.... and through this amazing technical wonder. Yes, the genius who composed the stirring essays "Nature" and "Self Reliance" would have appreciated this handsomely-designed and reasonably-priced Tranquility Sound Machine. Ralph Waldo Emerson spent his afternoons strolling through the woodlands of Concord, basking in the sounds of nature. And this device will make you feel like you've joined Ralph on his road to enlightenment. When you slip on the headphones, you'll be treated to the most peaceful sounds on the planet. No matter where you are, you can soak in the glorious sounds of a sunrise, relax by a waterfall, drift off at the beach. We're not sure how the sounds are generated, because there's no sense of "looping." The closeup photo will show you all eight peaceful sounds. Yes, we're so certain Emerson would have loved it, that we're calling it "The Official Ralph Waldo Emerson Tranquility Machine." Sure, some scholars may be annoyed at this. But Emerson was a man of the people, and would have sided with us over those eggheads any day.

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